Skip the preshow party if you’re not up on your child support.
I find this the most humorous story of the day:
The scene: A fake pre-Ozzy-show party in Fargo. The setup: Everyone with an outstanding arrest warrant gets invited. The result: 40 fewer criminals roaming the streets. The laugh: Ozzy’s indignance. The quote of the day: “Sheriff Laney went out of his way to tarnish my reputation by implying that I somehow attract a criminal element.”