McDonald’s Bathroom Attendant

http://improveverywhere.com/2005/02/13/mcdonald’s-bathroom-attendant/ Now this is a good idea. I’m thinking a few friends and I could offer valet parking at Chick-fil-A. [...]

Get your Ronald McDonald iPod.

New from Apple and McDonald’s: The iPod happy meal. For $253 you get a happy meal and 30 gig iPod video. Perfect for making your young one as American as possible as soon as possible. Good thing that carseat you bought already has an iPod holder next to [...]

At the sound of the tone…

You’ll still be trying to scan your own groceries. Here I sit drinking something called a Berry Blast Naked All Natural Antioxidant 100% Juice Smoothie. I just finished eating a Fuji apple, a standard yellow banana and some sort of fancy orange. I’m [...]